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cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

(Source: bonnieandclydes, via laughcentre)

281,025 notes | 3 hours ago

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sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
74,320 notes | 3 hours ago

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

(via laughcentre)

111,758 notes | 3 hours ago

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

(via laughcentre)

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malikmydick:

malikmydick:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken
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malikmydick:

malikmydick:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken
10,530 notes | 3 hours ago

horanjays:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

everhaynes:

omg no fucking way

you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?

and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?

and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?

HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.

YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.

i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand

straya

(via laughcentre)

88,052 notes | 3 hours ago

oh i see how it is

bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”

but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”

(Source: eduardosuaverin, via laughcentre)

105,908 notes | 3 hours ago

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

(via laughcentre)

6,818 notes | 3 hours ago

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

(via laughcentre)

208,700 notes | 3 hours ago

petcanadian:

staygold-hannah:

petcanadian:

australiansanta:

rosaparking:

australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot

no its almost winter here we’re freezing

no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie

What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death?

well i could, but fuck that i’m cold. because i know what cold actually feels like

(via pizza)

10,492 notes | 3 hours ago

vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

  1. dont have a crush

(via laughcentre)

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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

(via satan-official)

9,980 notes | 11 hours ago

portablemiah:

people should be nice to other people i think

(via orgasmic-humor)

2,412 notes | 11 hours ago

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

(via tonight-im-unstoppable)

33,471 notes | 11 hours ago